Posts Tagged: fat

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May 12

Eating Everything in Sight Has Literally Paid Off.

While she was pregnant, Jessica Simpson ate everything in sight and just got rewarded $4,000,000 for it. Because according to UsMagazine, that’s exactly how much her new partnernship with WeightWatchers is worth as their new spokesperson. Now that’s a real business woman, ladies & gentlemen. Bravo, Jess! Well done.

There has been plenty of speculation that Jessica was shoving as much food as possible down her throat during the pregnancy because she already signed a multi-million dollar deal to lose the post-baby weight.

Is it just me, or does her baby also need to become a spokesperson for the WeightWatchers Babies department?

In an interview with People magazine, she said: “After you have your baby it’s like, ‘Oh my God, what happened to my body?’ This is not me! It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini but that’s not my goal. I just want to fit into jeans. It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini.”

Word. We also would like to see you in a bikini once again.

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23
Nov 11

I Don’t Know What’s Bigger…Xtina or Her Voice

There is no denying that Xtina has always had big voice, but now there is also no denying that Xtina has gone beyond being “curvy.” At the AMAs, during Adam Levine’s ear-bleeding performance of “Moves like Jagger,” Xtina and her gut, who clearly don’t believe that “black is slimming” came out in a shimmery, tight white dress. I’ll be nice so I won’t even comment on the hair.

If you have no mercy for your eyes and ears, go ahead and watch the video of Adam (who ironically enough is a judge on a show called the Voice) singing off-key and Xtina looking a hot mess.

Remember when Xtina looked like this? Actually I don’t even know which look is worse/better…


BEFORE AND AFTER:

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , Music
13
Apr 11

Leave Scarlet Johansson Alone, She’s In The Best Shape of Her Life

Scarlett Johansson’s representative has dismissed rumours the actress is pregnant after she was photographed jogging with Sean Penn looking like Sean’s Pennis might  have knocked her up. Scarlett’s spokesman insists the pictures are “misleading.”

“Scarlett is not pregnant. She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”

“She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. I’m sure there are other photos in the series that show and prove that she is not pregnant.”

Well in that case, let’s examine the other photos from the series below:

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18
Jan 11

Kirstie Alley Tries to Stay Relevant on Twitter

In between her breaks from snacking on a cheeseburger while running on a treadmill, Kirstie works out her fingers by giving out advice on Twitter. Today, Kirstie decided to give Charlie Sheen some fat valuable advice:

Dense Richards saw this tweet & agreed with Kirstie:

Kirstie put down her chocolate pudding and gave her fingers some more cardio with:

Charlie, if I were you I’d watch out for your kids’ safety. What Kirstie really meant was that she’s gonna have your babies’ back ribs.

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