Posts Tagged: Hillary Clinton

06
Jun 12

Amanda Bynes Tweets at Barack Obama. Bitch, Please.

Amanda Bynes is another winner who was arrested earlier this year for “accidentally” driving into a police car in West Hollywood and refusing to take a breathalyzer or a blood test at the scene.

The Hairspray star was hit with one count of misdemeanour DUI and could face a maximum of six months behind bars if convicted. Today she has pleaded not guilty and a pretrial court date has been set for July 18th.

Amanda doesn’t have time for this bullshit and false allegations since she doesn’t even drink. So she decided to take justice into her own hands by tweeting the Pres, because you know he’s just chilling aboard the Air Force One and checking the tweets on his blackberry to see if he can help resolve any celebrity stupidity crimes. What War on Terror?

Dear Amanda Bynes,

President Barack Obama, like God, is too busy to get you out of trouble.

Just admit it, you hit up Barack cause you want some more chocolate.

You are seriously better off hitting up Hillary to get you out of this one, girl.

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