In 2006, this talented individual made a sex tape with a then relevant rapper.
In 2007, she blessed the world with a reality show where unfortunately she was fully clothed unlike her previous tapings.
In 2008, she became the most Googled celebrity in the world.
In 2009, she probably made about a billion dollars from doing nothing.
AND Now, In 2010, for the 30th anniversary of her existence on planet Earth, she will be rewarded with a more than half a million dollars diamond encrusted birthday cake.
RadarOnline reports that a New York jeweler has teamed up with a restaurateur to bake & encrust the birthday cake with loose diamonds worth over a million dollars. The goal is apparently to break the record for the most expensive cake ever made which was 1.65 million dollars.
Dear girls all over the world, I think we’ve all learned a very important lesson in “How to make it in America.” Sorry, HBO but you got it all wrong with your series. Take notes and maybe then I’ll watch Season 2 of How to Make it in America.
Now, where do I sign up to make a sex tape with a rapper and get my blinged out cake?
UPDATE: Kim K herself just addressed the million dollar cake as a rumor on her blog.
“I’m seeing some ridiculous rumors today about a million-dollar birthday cake being made for my ‘birthday party.’ First of all, this is the first I’ve heard about this, and I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake. Making a million dollar birthday cake is just ridiculous! I’d rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!”