Posts Tagged: how to make it in america

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Oct 11

If You Don’t Watch HBO’s “How to Make it in America,” Here is a Good Reason to Start Watching (NSFW)

As many of you may have noticed by now, I’m more of an ass-woman (Exhibit A: Shrine to Coco’s ass; Exhibit B: Elisabetta Canalis’ Nice Buns). However, I gotta give credit where credit is due and this past Sunday’s episode of one of my favorite shows - How to Make in America has definitely made me a fan of Lake’s two Bells. 

Lake Bell’s character, Rachel got high and slept with Kid Cudi, conveniently for us waking up in the bed, shirtless.

To see Lake’s breasts in their full glory, watch the video below. No need to be shy watching this at work, you have my guarantee that your boss will like it too.

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Categories : Ladies of the Week , NSFW
21
Oct 10

America: the land where everybody’s dreams come true, even amateur porn stars.

In 2006, this talented individual made a sex tape with a then relevant rapper.

In 2007, she blessed the world with a reality show where unfortunately she was fully clothed unlike her previous tapings.

In 2008, she became the most Googled celebrity in the world.

In 2009, she probably made about a billion dollars from doing nothing.

AND Now, In 2010, for the 30th anniversary of her existence on planet Earth, she will be rewarded with a more than half a million dollars diamond encrusted birthday cake.
RadarOnline reports that a New York jeweler has teamed up with a restaurateur to bake & encrust the birthday cake with loose diamonds worth over a million dollars. The goal is apparently to break the record for the most expensive cake ever made which was 1.65 million dollars.

Dear girls all over the world, I think we’ve all learned a very important lesson in “How to make it in America.” Sorry, HBO but you got it all wrong with your series. Take notes and maybe then I’ll watch Season 2 of How to Make it in America.
Now, where do I sign up to make a sex tape with a rapper and get my blinged out cake?

UPDATE: Kim K herself just addressed the million dollar cake as a rumor on her blog.

“I’m seeing some ridiculous rumors today about a million-dollar birthday cake being made for my ‘birthday party.’ First of all, this is the first I’ve heard about this, and I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake. Making a million dollar birthday cake is just ridiculous! I’d rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!”

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