It’s NOT Justin Bieber’s Baby.

Mariah Yeater, 20, has been blabbing to every news source that will listen and is tired of publishing stories about Kim Kardashian’s divorce, that 17-year-old Justin Bieber is the father of her newborn baby, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater. Bieber.

Allegedly, Justin sent a security guard to approach Mariah in the front row at one of his concerts and asked if she was interested in meeting the singer backstage. Mariah is NO fool and jumped at the opportunity to meet/get knocked up by the singer so she’d be set for the rest of her life. Describing their first romantic encounter, Mariah says:

“Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss.  
Shortly thereafter, Justin suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone.
I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time.
We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me.
At the time I asked him to put a condom on for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything.”

And there you have it. Mariah also said that after Justin pulled out his Bieber, he only lasted about 30 seconds and then boom, magic happened and Mariah was with child.