Posts Tagged: justin timberlake

03
Aug 11

Bravo, Mila!

Mila Kunis defended her Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake during a press conference in Russia.

When one of the reporters asked Mila in Russian why Justin Timberlake was making movies rather than music, Mila snapped back in Russian saying:

“Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”


and here is more of Mila speaking Russian as well as Justin chiming in at times with his perfected “DA.”

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13
Jul 11

I’d Like to Have Her as a Friend with Benefits

Ok so we all know Mila Kunis is hot, but she just got even hotter after showing us her panties on the cover of the August issue of GQ magazine. In the interview, Mila (like a true Russian) compares being “friends with benefits” to communism.

GQ: Your new movie is called Friends with Benefits. Ever been in one of those relationships?

Mila Kunis: Oy. I haven’t, but I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture?

To read the rest of the interview, go here or just drool at the picture gallery below. And by drool, I mean masturbate.

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29
Mar 11

Britney Spears and Xtina Twittering Each Other

Of course, now that both these hot messes have their careers slipping away from them, they decide to support the only people they have – each other, on Twitter.

Xtina hit up her old mouseketeer with:
Right, I’m sure you can’t wait to see what she is going to bring so you can copy it in your next music video a la Not Myself Tonight music video.

Brit Brit responded to her long lost friend with:
Yes Britney, it must be a real treat for you to actually listen to someone who has a voice and doesn’t have to hide behind lip synching all the time.

The video below I dug up features Brit, Xtina and Justin Timberlake at age 12-ish back in their Mickey Mouse days before they all became unstable and on drugs, at least Justin Timberlake hides it well.

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21
Jan 11

Jessica Biel in a Bikini

Jessica Biel wore a bikini, in Hawaii, without Justin Timberlake. Justin must be busy sexting with Olivia Munn.

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05
Dec 10

Just Look at this Face & Wish it a Happy Belated Birthday!

Since I didn’t post anything special in celebration of Britney Spears’ 29th birthday last week, due to the whole Chris Brown & Rihanna 2.0 distraction, I would like to dedicate this post and wish this beautiful bald head & face circa 2o07 a Happy Belated 29th Birthday.

In a mere 29 years of her existence on Earth, Britney has achieved a lot more than most of us could ever dream of: a multi-platium lip-synching career; fucking Justin Timberlake; a quick Vegas wedding while high on ecstasy followed by a quick annulement upon sobering up; shaving her own head in a random hair salon, entering & leaving rehab on the same day; marrying & having 2 kids by a backup dancer who went by the name of K-Fed during his attempt at a rap career; losing custody of her kids to K-Fat; continuously forgetting to wear panties under a dress thereby making the paparazzi millionaires with endless crotch shots to sell to the tabloids; countless memorable MTV VMA performances, with live snakes or drugged up; I mean, I could seriously just go on and on about her accomplishments forever but I wouldn’t want to make all of your lives seem insignificant after reading them. So I will stop here and in the words of the brilliant Jonas Mekas, say:

Happy Birthday, Britney and God bless America for giving you to the world.

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01
Dec 10

Happy World AIDS Day

World AIDS Day is all about raising awareness about HIV and how to help stop the spread of HIV.

Here is how you can help today:

1. You can help by wearing a Pope approved condom. OR

2. You can donate some money to the Keep a Child Alive charity that a bunch of celebs are raising money for by “Digitally Dying” aka singing off all their Twitter, Facebook and Myspace accounts. The campaign states that the stars will spare us of their social networking diarrhea until everyone across the world with an actual job (that comes without fancy photoshoots) brings them “back to life” by raising a $1 million.

Now, let’s take a look at whose lives I’d donate $5 to bring back because I can’t live without their constant shameless self-promotion via Twitter, Fbook and Myspace.

Alicia Keys – check, i appreciate her badonkadonk and voice

Usher – check, how can we live without his dance moves and abs that remind us what real abs should look like unlike the Situation’s sad “Situation”

Just Timberlake – check, the world needs more “Dick in a Box” and “Motherlover” videos

Serena Williams – check, who else is going to entertain us with fashionable sports outfits during a boring game in which women show off their talents by playing with balls and moaning for 3 hours?

Lady Gaga – duh…you can’t kill the Messiah for the second time, gotta learn from or mistakes

Kim Kardashian – Dear Devil, you can keep her on one condition, don’t you dare make any sex tapes 6 feet under

and a bunch of other “dead” celebs you can see here: http://buylife.org/

Anynotreallydeadceleb, do something good today and buy one of these bitches lives back and put them back in every major news media outlet where they belong, because God forbid we should actually care or see what is happening in the world outside the lives of these celebs.

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