Posts Tagged: katy perry

02
Nov 11

When There is Nothing to Blog About, Coco Always Gives Us Something!

I know that we are all impatiently awaiting tomorrow’s Thong Thursday, just one more day people until Coco’s ass will take over your computer screens in all of its photogenic glory.

Because I also find myself in withdrawal until tomorrow’s dose, I keep checking Coco’s twitter page to see if she’s left any goodies there for us and my, oh my, has she! Coco has blessed us with pictures of her Katy Perry Halloween costume:

Blue wig - check
Cupcake bra - check
Camel-toe – WTF?
and because a picture would not be considered a picture in Coco’s world unless Coco’s ass was in it, here is Coco proudly showing off the back of her Katy Perry outfit:

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Categories : Ladies of the Week
28
Aug 11

Gaga in Drag and Britney Spears Almost Kissed

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In 2011, Lady Gaga opened the VMAs in drag as her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone. In case you haven’t met Jo Calderone, go here to watch the You & I video where Jo makes an appearance.

Anyways, Lady Jo gave Britney Spears some bullshit award for being the best lip-synching inspiration to everyone and then tried to kiss her…

Britney! Why did you not kiss Lady Gaga? Damn, I woulda been all over that.

p.s. what the FUCK were Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry wearing?

Nicki - nobody wants to see stuffed animals, we are not 10 anymore and neither are you. Everybody wants to see that big fat ass of yours so next time wear an outfit to accentuate that, ok?

and Katy, take that damn block of cheese off your head and stop blocking everybody’s view behind you. Just NO.

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Categories : Music
13
Apr 11

I Pledge Allegiance to the Double D’s of the United States of America

In an appearance on Lopez Tonight, Russell Brand chatted about his married life with Katy Perry and admitted that he has no plans of becoming an American citizen.

“I am married to an American but I don’t know the Pledge of Allegiance; I’m not planning to give up my Englishness or anything… I love the people of America… but I’m very proud of being English.”

Maybe one day Katy Perry’s boobs will hypnotize him into changing his mind.

Check out his hilarious appearance on Lopez in the vid below:

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31
Mar 11

Alien Sex with Katy Perry

Katy Perry makes one sexy alien who also happens to be fashionable wearing Vogue sunglasses in her latest video for E.T. featuring Kanye West.

The video is actually surprisingly very cool and as much as it hurts me to type this, it is much better than Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video on acid.

Who would you rather have Alien Sex with: Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? Take the poll below!


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Categories : Music
16
Feb 11

Katy Perry ft. Kanye West – E.T. Remix

Kanye West sprinkled his fashionable glitter all over Katy Perry’s fourth single to be released off her Grammy-nominated album Teenage Dream.

Listen to E.T. Remix below:

Here are the lyrics from his two verses:

I got a dirty mind I got filthy ways
I’m tryna bathe my eyy in your milky way
I’m a legend I’m irreverent I’ll be reverend
I’ll be so faaaaa-ar up
We dont give a fuuuh-uh-uck
Welcome to the danger zone
Step into the fantasy
You are not invited to the other side of sanity
They callin me an alien a big headed astronaut
Maybe its because yo boy Yeezy get ass a lot

I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do

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Categories : Music
04
Feb 11

Katy Perry + Photoshop = Sexy

Here is Katy Perry before and after photoshop on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

Editor’s Note: pay close attention to the boobage area.

and here is Katy Perry before makeup.

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Categories : Magazine Covers
30
Dec 10

You Know How I Know Russell Brand is Gay?

Russel Brand decided to post this picture of Katy Perry without her face mask on to his Twitter. Why oh why, did Russell decide to share a picture of Katy’s makeup-free face instead of a picture of her natural double Ds for all of the world to see??? HUH? Please try again.

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Categories : Other crap


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