Posts Tagged: khloe kardashian

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Apr 12

Don’t Be Fooled by the Rocks That She’s Got, She’s Just, She’s Just Kimmy from the Block

What does one wear on a tour of neighborhoods in Queens? A pair of Jordans, naturally.

Kim K’s attempt at looking ghetto-chic while rocking leather pants and a pair of Jordans, a la Kanye West, should not be repeated ever, again.

I haven’t seen someone try to fit in so hard since Michael Jackson dipped himself in bleach, oh wait…too soon?

What’s next, KK? Cornrows?

Oh wait..you already did that for your never released music video with your bf, Kanye:

Oh look, here is a sight we are all used to seeing, Kim Kardashian with her mouth wide open around balls:

This is too much for my mind to process on a Monday. I honestly don’t know what’s worse, Kim K rocking Jordans to play basketball in Queens or her half-sister Khloe “playing” in 6 inch Louboutins.

 

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31
Jan 12

Which Sister is Not Like the Others?

Kim, Kourtney and their half-sister Khloe want you to buy more shit from their Kardashian Kollection at Sears. The fame whores posed topless for their denim shoot.

Kim wrote on her website that the girls decided to go “natural” for the shoot.

As Bill Maher says: “NEW RULE” – if the Kardashians are going to use the word “natural” to describe anything their family does, then the Webster dictionary MUST update their definition of “normal.”

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Categories : Daily KKK update
08
Sep 11

You Know That We Are Living in a Photoshopped World and Khloe is a Photoshopped girl

Khloe Kardashian-Odom-Photoshop just blogged about getting her own cover of the November issue of Lucky Magazine:

“Hi dolls! Kim, Kourt and I each got our own cover for the November issue of Lucky Magazine and I just saw mine for the first time this morning!!!! I am honestly dying, this is just so surreal! This issue hits newsstands October 11, so pick up all three copies and you can have each one of us!. xoxoxo”

I gotta give it to Khlo, “surreal” is the right word to use to describe this cover.

Let’s photoshop the rest of the sisters, shall we?

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07
Feb 11

Daily KKK Update – Lamar is undoubtedly a Kardashian now

Dear Lamar Odom,

are you fucking kidding me with this commercial?? Khloe and Lamar did what a typical Kardashian does, gets naked and presses the “record” button to advertise their new unisex perfume (unisex, really?) called Unbreakable.

I seriously don’t know what’s worse: seeing Khloe and Lamar naked or listening to these cheesy lines:

“There is something sexy about a couple sharing a scent.”
Soft yet powerful, strong but sensual.
That perfect mix of masculine and feminine. There is a beauty of believing one cannot exist without the other.
That sometimes the bond between two souls is truly unbreakable.”

Will someone please pass me a puke bucket?

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Categories : Daily KKK update
20
Jan 11

Daily KKK Update – Kim Reveals She Doesn’t Like to Talk About Sex

When KKK were on the Joy Behar and spoke about a great cause – losing one’s virginity. Khloe opened up and said that she lost hers at 14 to an 18 year old and felt disgusting. Joy Behar gave herself points for not being as trashy as her guests by bragging that she lost her virginity at 21, right after which she pointed at Kim with a question about when she lost her V card. To everybody’s shock, Kim was too shy to share. Khloe came to Kim’s defense and declared that:

“Kimberly hates talking about sex, just f.y.i.”

Kim followed up in her most coy and innocent voice:

“I really, I don’t know know why I think its like super personal…I don’t like to talk about it. I’m weird like that. “

Yes, Kim…i’m 100% with you. Why talk about it when you can show the world instead?

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19
Jan 11

Daily KKK Update – Khloe Looks like Gaga on Steroids

Khloe Kardashian, looking like Gaga on steroids, is in a spread of YRB (Yellow Rat Bastard) magazine. Khloe posted all the pictures from the photoshoot on her blog and said how excited she was to finally share this monstrosity with us.

“Hi my loves. I am so excited to finally be able to share with you my spread in YRB magazine!!! Isn’t it fab?! It’s so different from anything I’ve ever done, which was what made the shoot so fun for me! YRB is known for being very wild and crazy with the content they publish, so I jumped at the chance to work with them! I love experimenting with different looks and this was the perfect opportunity for me to do that.

This shoot was actually part of the inspiration behind my decision to dye my hair red. I had been considering it, but then the shoot went so well so I decided to go for it that day! I guess I was just in changing mood LOL.”

The only I comment I have is…WHY?

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11
Jan 11

Told Ya So

E! Online reports that Kim has dismissed rumors that her sister Khloe is pregnant with Lamar Odom’s 10th child with a “she’s just fat” statement.

Kim said:

“It doesn’t feel good when you’ve just gained a little weight. I feel like she gets this all the time. It’s like every other week. I think I’d kill myself if I had to deal with that.”

Really? Then I don’t understand why Kim hasn’t done us all a favor & killed herself already since the media speculates whether her ass is pregnant with Kanye’s twins on a daily basis.

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