Posts Tagged: kourtney kardashian

31
Jan 12

Which Sister is Not Like the Others?

Kim, Kourtney and their half-sister Khloe want you to buy more shit from their Kardashian Kollection at Sears. The fame whores posed topless for their denim shoot.

Kim wrote on her website that the girls decided to go “natural” for the shoot.

As Bill Maher says: “NEW RULE” – if the Kardashians are going to use the word “natural” to describe anything their family does, then the Webster dictionary MUST update their definition of “normal.”

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02
Dec 11

REALLY??? Just What the World Needs…Another Kardashian. Kourtney is Pregnant.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Douchebag have confirmed they are expecting a second child.

Why are these filthy people allowed to reproduce again??

Even though this is a fake Kris Humphries Twitter account, I really do hope for Kris’ sake that the real Kris Humphries is behind this:

And here is a video from the Discovery channel aka E! of Kourtney giving birth to her first child, Mason. I don’t know about you but I can’t fucking wait for PART TWO!!!!!!!!

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24
Jan 11

Daily KKK Update – Kim Kardashian Is the New Face Of Midori

Kim Kardashian, someone who claimed to HATE the taste of alcohol, continues to do an amazing job at being a full-time liar by signing an endorsement deal with Midori Melon Liqueur. Various news sites are reporting that Kim Kardashian is going green by being the new face of Midori.

However, a little journalistic research on my part has stumbled upon this amazing find on Kim Kardashian’s own blog! Back in 2008, Kim Kardashian wrote a post in which she addressed questions from her fans:

Kim answered Nira’s question of why she doesn’t drink:

You hate the taste of alcohol and yet seeing $$$ signs will convert and quickly change your taste buds. Sell your soul to the devil already, will you?

And FYI I totally meant to post something about the first episode of  Kourtney and Kim Take New York but I honestly couldn’t even finish watching that garbage especially after I saw Kim’s work out outfit – full make up and fake eyelashes galore:

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20
Jan 11

Daily KKK Update – Kim Reveals She Doesn’t Like to Talk About Sex

When KKK were on the Joy Behar and spoke about a great cause – losing one’s virginity. Khloe opened up and said that she lost hers at 14 to an 18 year old and felt disgusting. Joy Behar gave herself points for not being as trashy as her guests by bragging that she lost her virginity at 21, right after which she pointed at Kim with a question about when she lost her V card. To everybody’s shock, Kim was too shy to share. Khloe came to Kim’s defense and declared that:

“Kimberly hates talking about sex, just f.y.i.”

Kim followed up in her most coy and innocent voice:

“I really, I don’t know know why I think its like super personal…I don’t like to talk about it. I’m weird like that. “

Yes, Kim…i’m 100% with you. Why talk about it when you can show the world instead?

NSFW

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11
Jan 11

Told Ya So

E! Online reports that Kim has dismissed rumors that her sister Khloe is pregnant with Lamar Odom’s 10th child with a “she’s just fat” statement.

Kim said:

“It doesn’t feel good when you’ve just gained a little weight. I feel like she gets this all the time. It’s like every other week. I think I’d kill myself if I had to deal with that.”

Really? Then I don’t understand why Kim hasn’t done us all a favor & killed herself already since the media speculates whether her ass is pregnant with Kanye’s twins on a daily basis.

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10
Jan 11

Daily KKK Update

While everyone is speculating that Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom are getting their own reality show because she’s knocked up, I’m pretty sure she will release an “I’m just fat” statement any minute now on Twitter, where else.

Kim Kardashian has been busy getting injections everywhere on her body to make everything bigger except one part that needs it the most – her brain.

oh and  the three sisters plus their pimp, Kris are all getting sued for $75 million dollars for breach of contract for their stupid Kardashian Kredit Kard.

Apparently they signed a two-year agreement to endorse the kard but then terminated the deal after their fans threatened to stop buying all the products they are endorsing on a daily basis due to the kard’s hidden fees. The kard was $99.95 to purchase, $7.95 per month, $6 for customer service calls (because u know Kim is on the other line answering and her time is money!) then up to $500 in penalties for lost cards.

Dear God,

don’t be so hard on these girls. Talented girls like them should have a very easy life that comes with a closet full of Louboutins, a refrigerator full of botox syringes and a video-camera to make reality or porn clips for our entertainment.

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03
Jan 11

Kourtney Kardashian Dressed Up as Kim Kardashian and Hosted NYE in Vegas

Here is Kourtney Kardashian and her hard nipples hosting a NYE party at The Rooftop at The Gansevoort Hotel in Miami this past weekend. Nice dress.

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