Dear Kris Jenner, Please STFU

That’s right. Daniel Craig does not give a fuck whether his martini is shaken or stirred. You know what else he doesn’t give a fuck about? The Kardashians. 

Kris Jenner is demanding an apology from Daniel Craig after he told GQ magazine that the Kardashians should go fuck themselves.

“It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f**king idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it. Well, I am, obviously.”

“You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”

Jenner told Heat magazine:

“He has crossed the line. It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.”

HAHAHAHAHAH. Criticize his career how? Bitch, what world do you live in? Daniel Craig happens to be an real ACTOR unlike your brood of reality fame whore imbeciles.

p.s. Daniel Craig is not only James Bond but my new hero. Daniel, I invite you to guest blog whenever you feel like taking your anger out on the Kardashians. I promise you, it’s better than any therapy session you could get with the best, overpriced psychologist in Hollywood.