Posts Tagged: lady gaga

Aug 11

Gaga in Drag and Britney Spears Almost Kissed


In 2011, Lady Gaga opened the VMAs in drag as her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone. In case you haven’t met Jo Calderone, go here to watch the You & I video where Jo makes an appearance.

Anyways, Lady Jo gave Britney Spears some bullshit award for being the best lip-synching inspiration to everyone and then tried to kiss her…

Britney! Why did you not kiss Lady Gaga? Damn, I woulda been all over that.

p.s. what the FUCK were Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry wearing?

Nicki - nobody wants to see stuffed animals, we are not 10 anymore and neither are you. Everybody wants to see that big fat ass of yours so next time wear an outfit to accentuate that, ok?

and Katy, take that damn block of cheese off your head and stop blocking everybody’s view behind you. Just NO.

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Aug 11

Lady Gaga’s New Music Video Is Upon Us

Lady Gaga’s new video for “You and I” has arrived and after watching it, I only have  a trillion questions about what the fuck anything in this video means but the MOST importannt quesiton I’d like answered immediately is – How does one have sex with a mermaid?

But seeing Gaga play her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone and make out with herself was kinda cool, I guess?

Let me know your thoughts on the masterpiece below:

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Categories : Music
Aug 11

Lady Gaga’s Alter Ego, Jo Calderone Is on the Cover of her Next Single – You&I

Lady Gaga tweeted these pictures of herself as a man, her alter ego named Jo Calderone, for the cover of her new single, “You & I.” Nice sideburns.

This isn’t the first time Jo Calderone has made an appearance. Nick Knight, Gaga’s favorite photographer shot Jo last year for the September cover of Japanese Men’s Vogue. 

If Bob Dylan and Lady Gaga ever had a love child, he would look something like this. If you don’t know the song, below is a video from Gaga’s live performance on Jimmy Kimmel.

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Categories : Music
Aug 11

Gaga, I Don’t Believe You

“I don’t do any hard drugs anymore. I am a member of the green club, sometimes.”- Lady Gaga admitted while co-hosting ABC’s The View on Monday.

I don’t believe you, Gaga…only because lately you’re looking like Donatella Versace and we all know where her nose has been.

Gaga, are you lying to us?

Whatever. Keep snorting & shaking that ass, girl!

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Jul 11

Lady Gaga’s Dad Hired a Stripper to Give her Piano Lessons

“My first piano teacher was a stripper. My dad told me later. I used to say to her, ‘Why do you have such long nails?’ She just said, ‘Someday you’ll understand why.”

Lady Gaga opened up on Howard Stern’s radio show how her father Joe once hired an exotic dancer to teach his daughter to play piano.

Really? My mom hired some 60 year old, smelly Russian lady with a mustache. So I quit because I definitely did not want to someday look like her. Damn it, MOM! I could have been a maestro!

Stern was quite fascinated with was the fact that Gaga’s stripper piano teacher danced at one of his favorite NYC gentleman’s clubs – Scores, leading him to wonder if he’d ever gotten a lap dance from Gaga’s instructor.

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Mar 11

Alien Sex with Katy Perry

Katy Perry makes one sexy alien who also happens to be fashionable wearing Vogue sunglasses in her latest video for E.T. featuring Kanye West.

The video is actually surprisingly very cool and as much as it hurts me to type this, it is much better than Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video on acid.

Who would you rather have Alien Sex with: Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? Take the poll below!


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Mar 11

Lady Gaga Will Only Get Tattoos on the Left Side of her Body

During Lady Gaga’s 1 hour long Q&A at Google Headquarters in San Francisco, Gaga revealed the reason why all of her tattoos are only on the left side of her body. Gaga explained to Google and her fans that her father has banned her from getting any ink on the right side of her body.

“He asked that I remain, on one side, slightly normal. So I only have my tattoos on my left side. I think he sees this as my Marilyn Monroe side and he sees this (left side) as my Iggy Pop side.”

Because you know you care about all of Lady Gaga’s tattoos, I went ahead and googled them for you:

1. A unicorn with the title of her album BORN THIS WAY wrapped around the its horn on her left leg.

2. A Peace symbol on her left wrist

3. White roses and daises on her left shoulder
4. “Tokyo Love” handwritten by Nobuyoshi Araki, a Japanese photographer and contemporary artist
5. “Dad” inside of a heart as a tribute to her father’s successful open-heart surgery

6. Roses on her left side by Kat Von D

7. A quote by Gaga’s favorite writer and philosopher – Rainer Maria Rilke in the native German script, which translates to: “In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?”
8. “Little Monsters” right next to the Rilke tattoo


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