Dear George W, it’s nice to know that being an American President has inspired you to expand your vocabulary

Laura Bush revealed to Yahoo News that George W’s favorite iPad app is Scrabble.
Laura is pissed because she now comes THIRD on George’s list of things to play with during his retirement. Scrabble, his toy soldiers, and lastly Laura.

Her Bush complained:

Dear George W, it’s nice to know that being America’s President has inspired you to learn some new words and expand your vocabulary. Just so you know, your infatuation with Scrabble might have been more useful during your presidency.
P.S. I hope somebody told him that inventing new words does not get you points on Scrabble…