About a month ago, it was reported that Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the initial photos of Lindsay Lohan and wanted to re-shoot her Playboy spread. Well now we know why, here is what the initial cover looked like:
I kid, I kid…but if you are in an NSFW kind of mood at your desk today then head over to:
also here
and here for the leaked nude shots that Robert Katrikh found!
Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari are not thrilled that we are not seeing their names in the tabloids. No, they are not happy that Mena’s best acting gig was 12 years ago in American Beauty or that Dania is just a girl Turtle bangs on Entourage who hasn’t even appeared once in the new season…damn, that hurts.
So in their attempt to stay as relevant as Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian, these two Rebbecca Blacks recorded a song called “A$$ and T!tties” and shot a music video in which they imitate everything Nicki, Gaga, Lohan and Kim K do that keeps them in the spotlight. Um…who was the genius behind that brilliant idea for a music video? Ladies, instead of watching you two imitate Kim K and Ray J have sex, we’d rather see your sex tapes. Then, I guarantee both of you will be back on top.
Lohan of course already put in her two cents about this video calling it “pathetic.” One pathetic bitch called a pathetic music video pathetic. I can’t.
In today’s news, Lindsay Blohan has slapped Pitbull with a lawsuit for rapping about her in his hit, Give Me Everything.
In the song, co-written by Ne-Yo, Pitbull raps:
Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
The lawsuit reads: “The lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”
And my favorite line from this ridiculous document, which makes this week’s “Quote of the Week” states that Lohan is
“a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild”
Case and point:
Remember when Lindsay used to hang out with coked out Britney and Paris Hilton? Gosh, I miss those days.
Now jam to the song and enjoy your Friday, responsibly! So you don’t “get locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
Lindsay Lohan’s ex-muff diver, Sam Ronson was arrested for DUI in California on Monday morning.
According to TMZ, the booking sheet lists Ronson as at 5’7, 102 pounds and 33-year-old. 5’7. Are we sure it was Sam who was drunk and not the cops who booked her? Bitch looks more like a 5’3, 92 pound, malnourished 15 year old.
Ronson was pulled over for speeding while driving home to LA from a gig at Lavo in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas. She failed a sobriety test and refused to submit to a breathalyzer. Reason? It’s obviously against her religion to blow anything or anybody.
After she was arrested, she tested over the legal limit for alcohol at the Baker substation.
UPDATE: here is Samron’s sexy mugshot:
Moments after being declared a free bitch, Lohan ran straight from her “alcohol-free” home to continue her sobriety and do some community service at the Hollywood hotspot – Lexington Social House.
Linds made her way out of the club stumbling…
aaaand down she goes. (along with her career and looks)
I don’t know if I have a sixth sense or what but judging by how “fresh” Lohan looked after 35 days in home confinement, something tells me she wasn’t drinking green tea, eating salads and getting 10 hours of sleep each night.
Check out the gallery below.
Hallelujah! After 35 days in home confinement, Lohan has been declared a free woman.
Linds can finally spray her glass table with windex, wipe away the cocaine residue, empty out her ashtrays and leave her drug den to go party at someone else’s house!
For those of you who are too busy with your own lives to keep with the “Junkie Adventures of Blohan,” Linds was sentenced to three months under house arrest for violating her probation from a 2007 DUI case by taking a necklace from a California jewelry store.
She was initially handed a 120-day jail sentence, but she was allowed to serve time at home in Venice due to prison overcrowding (naturally.)
Even though Lindsay is now able to leave her home, she must still abide by the terms of her release and complete 480 hours of community service and take an anti-shoplifting class. (LOL, there is a class for that? What the fuck can they teach you besides “don’t take shit that you didn’t pay for?”)
Lohan will be free to celebrate her 25th birthday on Saturday, which is literally every blogger’s dream at the moment. More material for us to post.
Leaving her home on Wednesday afternoon, Lohan told reporters, “I’m excited to start community service and focus on my work.”
Girl, what are you smoking that you’re so excited to start community service? Puff puff, pass, bitch.
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