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People magazine is known for inventing its yearly special issues naming “Most Beautiful People,” “The Best Dressed” and my personal favorite “Sexiest Man Alive.”
It all started with Mel Gibson in 1985 when he was named the Sexiest Man Alive. Since then, he has obviously obtained a new title – “Luckiest Jew-hater Alive.”
Mel was followed by Mark Harmon, Harry Hamlin, John F. Kennedy, Sean Connery, Tom Cruise, Patrick Swayze, Nick Nolte, Richard Gere, Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, George Clooney, Harriwson Ford, Richard Gere (again), Brad Pitt (again), Peirce Brosnan, Ben Affleck, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney (again), Matt Damon, Hugh Jackson and ending with Johnny Depp (again) in 2009. To see all the covers of these guys, click here.
This year’s hotties include my top 5 favorite men I often like to think of during sex:
Maksim Chmerkovskiy from Dancing with the Stars, Joe Manganielle from True Blood, Kellan Lutz from Twilight, Rapper Drake, and Vin Diesel.
Today, the New York Post has reported its most vital piece of news since its founding in 1801.
Mel Gibson WILL make a cameo in The Hangover 2. Hallefuckinglujah!
Apparently Mel will play a tattoo artist…I REALLY, REALLY hope the Hangover producers take my idea into serious consideration and write a scene where Mel refuses to give Zach Galifianakis a tattoo while shouting the following line:
To refresh your memory, below is a transcript from one of Mel’s crazy rants and you can listen to it here. Damn, the screenwriters have all the material already cut out for them!
“You need a kick up the ass for being a bitch cunt gold digging whore with a pussy son! And I want my child and no one will believe you. So fuck you! I’m not giving you my house and you can rot! Unless you crawl back, suck my cock and say you’re sorry! In that order! Do you understand me? You fucking offend my fucking maleness! My masculinity! My being! My soul! And you call me a sinner? You are a fucking moving violation. If you get raped, it’s your fault for showing off your fake tits like they’re some special deal. How much did they cost, those fakers?!”
UPDATE: God does not exist =(