Posts Tagged: naked

23
May 12

I Will Gladly Pay $13 For This Softcore Porn Film Starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey and Cody Horn

Once upon a time before he made it in Hollywood, Channing Tatum used to work as a stripper. Steven Soderbergh decided to direct a movie based on Channing’s experiences as a stripper when he was 19. This movie is called Magic Mike and it’s coming to a theatre near you on June 29th.

What’s the plot you may ask? Who cares?! The movie stars Channing TatumJoe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey and Cody Horn shirtless. That’s a great plot if you ask me.

To promote the upcoming flick, Channing and the boys appeared on Entertainment Weekly’s cover.

Apparently, Chris Rock convinced the True Blood werewolf to strip for Magic Mike.

Manganiello told Entertainment Weekly, “I was like, ‘Should I do it?’ And he’s like, ‘Ooh… male strippers, I don’t know.’ I was like, ‘If I do this movie, guys are gonna hate my guts.’ And Chris Rock is like, Motherf**ker, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, he’s doing just fine. Who’s directing?’

“I go, ‘Soderbergh’, and he goes, ‘Who’s in it?’ and I go, ‘Channing, McConaughey…’ He goes, ‘Do the f**king movie!’”

Anyways, watch the trailer once, twice, or all day long. I won’t judge you.

Mark Your Calendars – June 29th

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Categories : God Bless America
02
Mar 12

A Fashionable Fail Courtesy of Adrienne Bailon (NSFW)

If you’re a fading “star” and want your name back on the blogs, you have options:

  1. Make a sex tape

  2. Don’t wear any underwear and step out of the car ala Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton

  3. Don’t wear any underwear and pose on the red carpet in a sheer dress

Adrienne Bailon went with option #3 when she exposed herself on the red carpet at Mariah Carey’s comeback concert in NYC on Thursday. Adrienne saw Angelina’s pale leg from the Oscars, and raised it a semi-hairy vagina. Good move.

Stunning.

Can we blame her though? The girl used to date Rob Kardashian so that’s what we get after the Kardashians sisters rubbed their classiness onto her.

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , NSFW
09
Dec 11

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Leaked

About a month ago, it was reported that Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the initial photos of Lindsay Lohan and wanted to re-shoot her Playboy spread. Well now we know why, here is what the initial cover looked like:

I kid, I kid…but if you are in an NSFW kind of mood at your desk today then head over to:

here

here

also here

and here for the leaked nude shots that Robert Katrikh found!

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22
Aug 11

Screw the fangers. Werewolves please.

The best part of last night’s episode was seeing Alcide’s butt. Episode recap coming soon. Until then, take a poll: Alcide’s or Eric’s buns?

Eric:
VS. Alcide

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Categories : True Blood
09
Aug 11

Adam Levine Shirtless – What More Do You Want?

Adam Levine did what he does best, got naked, ok fine half-naked for his band’s new music video “Move Like Jagger.” While the video features old video footage of Jagger’s iconic moves as well as Jagger impersonators, it is Adam’s questionable dance moves that steal the spotlight.Xtina makes a cameo looking like her usual hot mess-self.

Anyways, watch the  mediocre video below:

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Categories : Music
02
Aug 11

You Two Just Keep Staring Lovingly into Each Other’s Eyes and Telling Us You Are Just Friends…

Ryan Reynolds took his “old pal” Sandy as his date to walk the red carpet at the premiere of his new movie - The Change Up in LA. I mean, why can’t these two already admit they are doing it? The chemistry from the pictures is obvious. For their own good, I really hope these two are at least Friends with Benefits!

After Reynolds split from his wife Scarlett Johansson back in December, rumors started to swirl he was romancing his The Proposal co-star. But then of course both of them shut down any speculation by proclaiming each other as an “amazing friend.” Come on!
Anyways, let’s pretend these two are imitating art as life and Sandy wakes up to Ryan’s boner every morning:

Let’s also hope that Sandy sees this body on her front porch, when her new baby is taking an afternoon nap, of course:

and then I hope they bump into each other naked on purpose:

I also hope they tell each other they are scared…

and then one of them proposes and says fucking YES and makes lots of sexy babies:

Speaking of Ryan’s latest movie – The Change Up. Last night on Jay Leno, he revealed he is staying away from Atlanta, Georgia after feeling cursed while shooting his new movie there.

“I was pretty convinced early on that Atlanta was trying to kill me. We started the movie, the first day of shooting I got there, and it was 5am. Jason Bateman and I, we have identical trailers… And I get to set and I notice that something in the parking lot is on fire. And I say, ‘That looks a lot like Jason Bateman’s trailer, which looks a lot like my trailer. That’s Bateman’s trailer right?’ And they said, ‘No, no that’s yours.’ So my trailer is engulfed in flames.”

Ryan was given a ridiculous, two-story replacement trailer.

“It was the most ostentatious, gigantic two-story trailer… I felt terrible going in and out of that every day. It just did not suit me at all. So two days later, I get to set, and there’s just water coming out of every hole in this thing. And it flooded, a pipe broke in there.”

He continued, “The following month it just sort of snowballed. My hotel room flooded. My dog got sick. I came down with a slight case of divorce (lol) – and I broke my pinky finger.”

 ”I was begging to get out of Atlanta at that point. No offense to Atlanta, it’s a fantastic place, but it really wants my blood. I would wake up each morning and have a safety meeting with myself. And, by the end, I’m just about to get out of there and of course a freak ice storm hits and freezes it solid. I would have moon walked home, had they let me.” 

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Categories : Famous Couples , Other crap
03
Feb 11

Natalie Portman Looks So Much Better Undressed and Unpregnant

Above is Natalie Portman before her boyfriend decided to turn her into the picture below. What an asshole.

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Categories : Other crap