Here is Natalie Portman’s piece strolling around NYC on his iphone and wearing one hell of a sexy outfit.
Benji, it’s summer time, take off that hideous shirt and show us that bizzarre stomach tattoo of yours.
Does Benjamin make you want to:
He sure turns Natalie on…
Above is Natalie Portman before her boyfriend decided to turn her into the picture below. What an asshole.
The award for an Outstanding Performance by Fake Eyelashes on a Surgery-Free Face goes to the most important actress at the SAG Awards, Kim Kardashian:
The award for an Outstanding Performance by a Cleavage in a MILF Role goes to Sofia Vergara:
The award for an Outstanding Performance by a Fetus goes to Natalie Portman:
The award for an Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in Black Swan goes to Snooki:
Ok bitches, so I went the extra mile and morphed Natalie Portman’s and her baby-daddy, Benjamin Millepeid’s faces to show you what their offspring may look like.
Natalie Portman confirmed that she’s pregnant and engaged to her ballet choreographer from Black Swan, Benjamin Millepied. I mean after all the lesbian sex Natalie has been having on the set and off the set (in our dreams) of Black Swan, the last thing we’d all expect to hear is that she is with child, but apparently she’s been banging her choreographer on the side. Well, yay for this good-looking couple and I hope they don’t pull a Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds on us after 2 years.
I wanted to do something very special for my non-Jewish readers on Christmas since I dedicated a few special Hanukkah posts to my Jewish readers. So, because I am aware that all of my Baby-Jesus devoted readers are broke & tired from the Xmas shopping marathon, I give YOU the best lesbian sex scenes from the Black Swan movie for free that you can enjoy from your couch: CLICK HERE
You’re welcome.
via DrunkenStepfather (NSFW)
For the first day of Hanukkah, I will show you a few pictures of hot Jews you wish you got for Hanukkah while you listen to Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah song.
Brooke Burke
Sloan from Entourage
And the hottest slut of them all, James Franco in drag
If I’ve left anybody out, drop me a comment and I’ll make sure to include them in Day 2 of Hanukkah.
What happens when you throw Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and some tutus together in a movie? Hot ballerina lesbian sex.
And according to some comments I read in response to a YouTube video that loops the infamous kiss for 2:39 mins, which gives you just enough time to do whatever, I think Fox Searchlight Pictures cannot torture these pour souls any longer (before they get slammed with Blue Balls lawsuits) and needs to immediately announce an earlier release date for this masterpiece, the Black Swan, that currently comes out December 3rd.
According to People Magazine, Portman said she began her rigorous ballet training for this role a year in advance, dancing for up to 8 hours a day, which helped her develop “longer arms and better posture.” Mila said lost 20 lobs and “looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings!” as her bones began to protrude.
I really love Hollywood and will probably never forgive my parents for not making me into a full-time theatre geek from the day I took my first breath. Only in Hollywood, do two hot chicks get paid to train with the best ballet teachers to develop tight bodies & have hot make out scenes. FML
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