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It’s officially spring time in NYC, thanks to Rihanna who wore this sheer mesh top out to dinner at Da Silvano in Soho. Everybody put on your sheer tops and let your nipples get some fresh spring air and Vitamin D! Happy Spring!
Apparently Rihanna was unsatisfied by what the men in her life were packing so she decided to try it with a woman, at least that’s what a Hollywood woman by the name of Tajah is claiming in her “TELL ALL BOOK” (which I’m sure won’t see the day of release)
Here is a little excerpt from Tajah’s biographical masterpiece, provided by Mediatakeout.com:
And there you have it. I hope you are a little aroused by that in this 17 degree weather.
Ok, so yesterday I felt like I was back in High School while Chris Brown and Raz B verbally twittered each other with thugged out gay slurs.
Here’s a quick summary of why this Twitter Thug Erotic War began:
Raz B accused his manager for sexually molesting him back in the day when he was in a popular R&B group B2K. One day Raz B was being all philosophical on Twitter and asked how “niggas like Eric Benet & Chris Brown” could ever abuse the intelligent Halle Berrys and Rihannas of the world.
Eric Benet held back his tweets but Chris Brown, having learned nothing in Anger Management classes after beating up Rihanna, sent some rather amusing tweets defending himself.
After reading these tweets, I’ve been singing the “What What (In the Butt) song all day long. Goddman you, Chris Brown!
Anyways, Raz B’s brother decided to get involved by sending a death threat to Chris Brown, and what better way to do this then to record it via Youtube for all of us to make fun of??? You wanna know how I know people are not taking this guy’s “death threat” seriously?
1. His name is Ricky Romance
2. The video only has 311 views (shameful)
3. 18 seconds into the serious death-threat, as Ricky romances Chris Brown with the following line: “If I see you in LA my dude, ima put my motherfucking pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you” a fucking holiday song in a TV commercial starts to play in the background saying: “Make the holiday season happier…”
Either this guy has a really funny sense of humor by including holiday music over his death threat or he is really fucking stupid to have the volume on his TV in the middle of his serious death threat. You didn’t scare anybody, homeboy.
Watch & laugh at this mess of a death threat below:
My favorite fiction novel, Star reports that Britney Spears and her current personal nanny agent, Jason Trawick are the new Rihanna and Chris Brown 2.0
Since Star’s speed-dial mainly consists of Ashton Kutcher’s hookers and Britney Spears’ ex-husband of 55 hours from an MDMA sponsored quickie wedding in Vegas, Jason Alexander, it was a fairly simple task for Star to track down Jason’s crushed up ecstasy pills trail & pay him $10 in exchange for some hard, cold “facts” about Britney’s current relationship.
Although Jason Trawick is worshipped at every Sunday mass across most of American Churches for helping Britney rebuild her career and life, Star says he couldn’t have achieved this without giving Brit a few black eyes here and there. In the December issue of Star, on sale today, Jason Alexander describes how Britney calls him instead of 911 from inside of a locked bathroom, Capri Andersoon style, and confides in him about Tarwick ‘s beatings.
“Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare,” claims Jason but that’s not all….apparently Brit also told him that she was carrying Tarwick’s child early this year.
The best part of the interview is when Alexander admits that he feels the need to get paid, open up to Star magazine because he is “really concerned” for Britney and wants everyone to know the few hairs that remain in our girl’s weave are in great danger of being permanently pulled out should Jason get ahold of it again.
Dear Alexander, Star is not the National Domestic Violence Hotline. Please call toll-free 1−800−799−SAFE(7233) instead, but they won’t cut you a check for your story, sorry.
While most of us were busy stuffing our turkeys to stuff our stomachs with on Thanksgiving, Nicki Minaj stuffed her ass, sprinkled some glitter on it and put on a show at the Hammerstein Ballroom – Nicki Minaj and Friends Thanksgiving Concert. Some of Nicki’s “Friends” that joined her on-stage included Busta Rhymes, Drake, Rihanna, Kanye West & Keyshia Cole.
Oh and just for fun, here is Kanye West getting booed at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade earlier in the day:
If Kanye was a straight woman, he’d turn gay for Rihanna <NecoleBitchie>
“I thought shit was supposed to stick to the toilet paper, not follow you around and pose for pictures.” – the CAPTION THIS winner describes a pic of Kim K at Charmin’s toilet launch <Dlisted>
MIRACLE: Christina Aguilera got pregnant from holding hands with her production assistant <TheSuperficial>
I withdraw my wish to be adopted as Angelina Jolie’s 10th child. Angelina won’t celebrate Thanksgiving. <PopEater>
Chris Brown also tweeted a pic of his boo-boo:
Blame it on the Goose