Santa Wants You to Fuck Off

Santa’s disciple & my new hero, Lloyd Hudson got fired from Harrods in the UK, drank two bottles of whisky, barricaded himself for an hour-long stand-off  in a maintenance control room for Harrods’ 10,000 external lights and managed to disable the correct lights until it could spell out his feelings to his Harrods bosses and Christmas shoppers alike. If this story is indeed real…then this bloke deserves to be knighted by Queen Elizabeth immediately.

Family Guy’s most recent “The Road to the North Pole” episode perfectly conveyed Santa’s message for all of us greedy consumerists to leave him the fuck alone & fuck off in all of its graphical glory with cannibalistic reindeers, inbred mutant elves working in a sweatshop and dying Santa ready to be reunited with Allah.

You can watch the hilarious full episode on Hulu – Click Here.