Bruce Willis’ Daughter Is a Fucking Dumb Ass

Dear Scout Willis,

you just took shit to the next level. The 20 year old offspring of the sexiest bald head in Hollywood, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was arrested in Union Square after getting busted for walking around with an open can of beer (classy) and showing an NYC police officer a fake ID. HAHAHA. Really, Scout? Even Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t have done something as dumb as this. Lohan would have pulled every excuse out of her cokey nose trying to convince the cop that the can of beer wasn’t hers and she was simply holding it for a bum while he took a leak in the bushes. But showing a cop a fake ID is a bold move, Scout. 

YouKnowYouCare & the President applaud you.

Turns out Scout handed the officer a New York ID card with the name Katherine Kelly on it, but she clearly underestimated the intelligence of the motherfucking NYPD after the officer didn’t fall for it. Scout had to confess her real name and age and handed over her California ID. She was cited for misdemeanour criminal impersonation and open container law violation, taken into custody and released without bail early on Tuesday morning. This chick is either a moron or has got some balls for trying to fuck with the law! We like your style, Scout and look forward to many more shenanigans of yours to blog about so don’t you go getting your act together any time soon.