Posts Tagged: season 4

03
Aug 11

Guess What Tomorrow Is…

Yes, it’s Thong Thursday and it is August fucking 4th (how are we in August already?) but most importantly it is the premiere of Season 4 of the Jersey Shore in Italy at 10 pm on MTV!
Here is the extended trailer:
Here are some of my predictions for Season 4:
Jwoww will not disappoint with her collection of classy outfits and behavior:
Snooki will still be in pursuit of finding the Jersey Shore beach, in Italy…
SamRon will do their usual makeup/breakup bullshit for the 10345678th time.
Deena will continue to declare that everybody needs a golden ticket to get into the drawers she never wears:
see, no drawers.
Pauly & Vinny will continue to fist pump away:
It’s too bad that Mike won’t have Angelina aka the Dirty Little Hamster there to torture:
but don’t worry there will be plenty of grenades:
For Before & After pictures of the cast members: Go HERE.
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25
Jan 11

Jersey Shore Season 4 Location Picked…

The Jersey Shore cast is finally going to see where their ancestors, well at least some of their ancestors come from. That’s right, Jersey Shore Season 4 is set to begin shooting in ITALY in May 2011.

- 24 year old Jwoww is of Spanish and Irish descent

- 23 year old Snooki is a Chilean miner who was adopted by an Italian family

- 23 year old Sammi said “I am not Italian, but I can understand why some Italians are upset”

- however old, self-proclaimed “Kim-Kardashian of Staten Island” Angelina was Polish

- 28 year old Mike the Situation is half Spanish half Italian (doesn’t speak Spanish or Italian)

- 30 year old Pauly D is half Spanish half Italian (doesn’t speak Spanish or Italian)

- 25 year old Ronnie is half Puerto Rican half Italian (doesn’t speak Spanish or Italian)

- 23 year old Vinny is 100% Italian

- 24 year old Deena is unmistakably an Italian meatball as well

MTV is scouting a perfect location in Italia, which combines the right balance of nightlife and sightseeing. Apparently, Vinny’s Italian relatives have already offered/agreed to host an authentic Italian family dinner for the entire cast. Mamma Mia!

All I’m going to say is that Italy has NO idea that the US is about to drop a Jersey Shore Hiroshima bomb on their country. Most Italian kids will all soon look like this:

via TMZ

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