Posts Tagged: sex

10
Aug 11

True Blood Episode 43 – All Vampires Are Told to Get a Tan!

For any of you who missed this episode, it went a little something like this:

and in between all that, Eric and Sookie had sex in every position possible, in every place imaginable. I don’t know about you, but this scene was definitely a self-awakening, FML moment in my personal sex life.

Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one drooling. Alcide got caught red-handed watching Sookie and Eric by his gf, whatever her name is:

Bill arrived to Sookie’s shortly after to warn Eric of the witch’s spell/check up on their reunion:

Alcide attempted to have sex with his annoying gf but was obviously too distracted by what he’d witnessed:

Let’s see. What else happened…Oh yea Pam still looked like shit:

Jason still fantasied about Hoyt’s girlfriend, Jessica:

Sam and Luna found out it was Tommy who had sex with Luna and kicked her out after:

and then the freaky, possessed witch said her abracadabra shit and ordered all the pale vamps to go to the Jersey Shore to get a tan.

Pam was stuffed into a coffin to avoid stepping into the sun:

while Eric begged to be freed from his silver chains:

and somehow Jessica escaped her chains and opened the doors into the sunglight.

The end.
Now a very important poll…


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01
Aug 11

True Blood Just Got Very Interesting…

 Allright, first of all – I need to acknowledge what was possibly the best dream sex scene ever from the previous episode. Jason fantacising about having sex with his best friend’s girlfriend…naughty!

I mean…Damn, girl! Who knew Jessica had all of that under those horrific outfits they make her wear on the show.

and Hoyt intruding on Jason’s sex dream with his cheating girlfriend…priceless.

poor Jason.

Alright, onto last night’s episode!

Bill continued to cockblock Eric and Sookie getting it on her grandmama’s couch.

Jessica and Jason almost hooked up in real life…

Tommy shifted into Sam, fired Sookie, banged Sam’s girlfriend to-be, then passed out in his own vomit. NICE!

Bill tried to give Eric a true death, but then Eric convinced him to let him go so he can bang Sookie. Ok, that didn’t really happen but Bill proved to really love Sookie by freeing Eric and letting them do it Adam & Eve style, in the wilderness of mother nature.

which reminds me of…

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13
Apr 11

And This is How Big Hayden Panettiere’s Vagina Is

Hayden Panettiere was on the Ellen DeGeneres show and explained how her 6’6 boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko’s penis fits inside her 5’1 frame. Apparently the midget-and-giant factor fascinates the public and the public demands to know how giants and midgets mate.

She explains:

“He is quite a big bigger than me and I get the prudish people coming up to me (saying), ‘Does it work?’ I’m like, ‘Yeah… we find a way’. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know. Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but….”

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31
Mar 11

Alien Sex with Katy Perry

Katy Perry makes one sexy alien who also happens to be fashionable wearing Vogue sunglasses in her latest video for E.T. featuring Kanye West.

The video is actually surprisingly very cool and as much as it hurts me to type this, it is much better than Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video on acid.

Who would you rather have Alien Sex with: Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? Take the poll below!


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Categories : Music
17
Mar 11

Coco Turned 32 Today…the Same Day her Phat Ass Turned 5

Happy Birthday to YKYC’s Most Fascinating Person of 2010! I’m assuming Coco will celebrate in style by having 3 different birthday parties, one for her and one for each of her butcheeks.

If you you’ve ever wondered what Coco looked like 5 years ago, click here. But if you’d rather look at Coco in the recent years, she gave us the best gift anybody could give on their own birthday – a history of Thong Thursdays pix she’s ever posted.

Enjoy and don’t say I don’t work hard at providing you with the most news worthy topics on You Know You Care: Thong Thursdays on Twitter.

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14
Mar 11

Usher Gives Tameka Foster the Ray J Blessing

It should come as no surprise that many couples out there make sex tapes. It should also come as no surprise that wannabe celebs (Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Tila Tequila) use them to gain fame…so let us get ready to welcome Tameka Foster, Usher’s ex-wife.

TMZ reports that they were sent a short video and two photos that clearly show Usher & ex-wife Tameka Foster going at it. The tape was apparently stolen when Usher’s car was broken into back in 2009, along with more than $1 million worth of jewelry, furs and computers…..umm

QUESTION 1: Who keeps sex tapes in their car!?

QUESTION 2: Who keeps a $1 million worth of jewelry in their car!?

QUESTION 3: Can Pornhub host Usher’s sextape just like it hosts Kim Kardashian’s and Tila Tequila’s? (you are welcome for the links – OBVIOUSLY NSFW, but your boss will probably ask you to forward him the links if you get caught)

Tameka released the following statement to TheYBF.com:

“Would I sanction a sextape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.”

Please, that’s what they all say until you have your own reality show on E! or VH1 and a fanbase larger than the President’s. Show us the sex tape and let us judge you.

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Categories : Famous Couples , NSFW
26
Jan 11

Kiddie Porn of the Day

Here is Justina Bieber, who hasn’t gone through puberty yet and developed breasts. I know, enough with the Justin Bieber looks like a butch lesbian jokes, but it’s so easy. X17 has posted these photos of Justina posing shirtless during some photoshoot.

Apparently Justin was sending pix of himself to girlfriend Selena Gomez.

“Justin was talking to the stylist, asking her to take sexy pictures of him for his girlfriend.  He was just being cute about it, joking around, but he definitely wanted to look good for this girl.  He never said the name Selena, but we knew who it was.”

Enjoy the statutory gallery below and in the words of Snooki, make sure to “double panty” it.

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