Posts Tagged: shape magazine

18
Feb 11

Happy Birthday to Me

Dear readers,

I just wanted to apologize for the lack of posts this week. The excuse is that it was my Birthday week and I might be drunk well into next Monday to celebrate President’s day but I promise to be back in full effect next week!

I’m going to leave you all with a hint of what might have been my birthday wish…

Here is Sofia Vergara who is almost 40 and on the cover of Shape magazine. I just turned 25 but I better look like this in 15 years!

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Categories : Magazine Covers , MILF
17
Nov 10

Kelly Osbourne promised God if he made her 110 pounds, she’d throw out the Vicodin (for now)

After losing 50 pounds, Kelly looks nice and healthy on the cover of the December issue of Shape magazine. Kelly opened up about her drug addiction, which she blamed on the fat jokes the media scrutinized her with throughout her life in the spotlight.

Kelly said: “I was so angry about the things people said about me. I truly believe it’s the main reason I turned to Vicodin and ended up in rehab three times. I just hated myself.”

Right, I’m sure her drug addiction had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that her dad, Ozzy Osbourne was a complete junkie. It’s not genetics, it’s the media.

But good for you, Kelly!

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