Posts Tagged: snl

19
Jan 12

Leave Lana Del Rey and Her Collagen Lips Alone

Lana Del Ray has been ripped to shreds after her recent fail of a performance on SNL but for some strange reason, I feel the need to defend those freshly, injected lips.

Sure, she looked as nervous as someone trying to smuggle drugs in her ass at an airpot while hoping not to get sniffed out by the police dogs and sounded half-retarded…but I was able to dig up a few other live performances of the same songs where she sounded great.

SNL:

Ok so maybe she forgot how to sing on SNL but she sounds pretty good live in the video below, if you ask me:

So there, this girl sure has a unique voice of a coked out tranny, which has its good and bad days…and perhaps we caught her on a bad day. So please people, let’s not all jump on the bash Lana Del Rey wagon despite the fact that Lana Del Rey is a simple, blonde girl who used to go by the name of Lizzie Grant, attended Fordham University and looked nothing like she does nowadays.

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Categories : Music
17
Dec 11

“Cause When She Leave Yo Ass…She Gon’ Leave with HALF!” – Kanye

Vanessa Bryant, who stood by her husband’s famous infidelity scandal in 2003 that SNL made an amazing skit about, filed for divorce citing cheating son of a bitch irreconcilable differences. Oh wait and there is no PRE-NUP, which makes Vanessa entitled to half of Kobe’s earnings during their 10-year marriage

A statement from the couple through a representative reads:

“The Bryants have resolved all issues incident to their divorce privately with the assistance of counsel and a judgment dissolving their marital status will be entered in 2012. We ask that in the interest of our young children and in light of the upcoming holiday season the public respect our privacy during this most difficult time.” 

In other news, Kim Kardashian must be ecstatic and planning her next arranged marriage to Kobe.

Let’s hope there is an SNL follow up!

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Categories : Famous Couples
06
Mar 11

Charlie Sheen Winning on Saturday Night Live

Bill Hader put on his best Charlie Sheen while Miley Cyrus put on an outfit she stole from Lindsay Lohan’s closet and the two proved to us that they are always “winning.”

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Categories : God Bless America
11
Jan 11

Jim Carey is the Black Swan

Apparently Jim Carey was on SNL this past weekend and did a Black Swan spoof. Fuck the competition between Natalie, who’s nominated for Best Actress in Black Swan and Mila Kunis who’s nominated for Best Supporting Actress in Black Swan at the Critics Choice Movie Awards because Jim Carey is gonna take this one.

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Categories : Other crap
20
Dec 10

I Just Had Sex and It Felt soooooo Good

Ok, I didn’t….but SNL’s Andy Samberg & his group The Lonely Island feat. Akon did and they even wrote a song and made a video about it. Seeing Blake Lively and Jessica Alba in it is def a bonus so enjoy the photo gallery below the vid:

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Categories : Likes of the Week
19
Dec 10

You Get No Love

Eminem & Lil Wayne murdered it on SNL

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Categories : Music