Posts Tagged: sookie

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Aug 11

True Blood Episode 43 – All Vampires Are Told to Get a Tan!

For any of you who missed this episode, it went a little something like this:

and in between all that, Eric and Sookie had sex in every position possible, in every place imaginable. I don’t know about you, but this scene was definitely a self-awakening, FML moment in my personal sex life.

Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one drooling. Alcide got caught red-handed watching Sookie and Eric by his gf, whatever her name is:

Bill arrived to Sookie’s shortly after to warn Eric of the witch’s spell/check up on their reunion:

Alcide attempted to have sex with his annoying gf but was obviously too distracted by what he’d witnessed:

Let’s see. What else happened…Oh yea Pam still looked like shit:

Jason still fantasied about Hoyt’s girlfriend, Jessica:

Sam and Luna found out it was Tommy who had sex with Luna and kicked her out after:

and then the freaky, possessed witch said her abracadabra shit and ordered all the pale vamps to go to the Jersey Shore to get a tan.

Pam was stuffed into a coffin to avoid stepping into the sun:

while Eric begged to be freed from his silver chains:

and somehow Jessica escaped her chains and opened the doors into the sunglight.

The end.
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01
Aug 11

True Blood Just Got Very Interesting…

 Allright, first of all – I need to acknowledge what was possibly the best dream sex scene ever from the previous episode. Jason fantacising about having sex with his best friend’s girlfriend…naughty!

I mean…Damn, girl! Who knew Jessica had all of that under those horrific outfits they make her wear on the show.

and Hoyt intruding on Jason’s sex dream with his cheating girlfriend…priceless.

poor Jason.

Alright, onto last night’s episode!

Bill continued to cockblock Eric and Sookie getting it on her grandmama’s couch.

Jessica and Jason almost hooked up in real life…

Tommy shifted into Sam, fired Sookie, banged Sam’s girlfriend to-be, then passed out in his own vomit. NICE!

Bill tried to give Eric a true death, but then Eric convinced him to let him go so he can bang Sookie. Ok, that didn’t really happen but Bill proved to really love Sookie by freeing Eric and letting them do it Adam & Eve style, in the wilderness of mother nature.

which reminds me of…

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