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For any of you who missed this episode, it went a little something like this:
and in between all that, Eric and Sookie had sex in every position possible, in every place imaginable. I don’t know about you, but this scene was definitely a self-awakening, FML moment in my personal sex life.
Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one drooling. Alcide got caught red-handed watching Sookie and Eric by his gf, whatever her name is:
Bill arrived to Sookie’s shortly after to warn Eric of the witch’s spell/check up on their reunion:
Alcide attempted to have sex with his annoying gf but was obviously too distracted by what he’d witnessed:
Let’s see. What else happened…Oh yea Pam still looked like shit:
Jason still fantasied about Hoyt’s girlfriend, Jessica:
Sam and Luna found out it was Tommy who had sex with Luna and kicked her out after:
and then the freaky, possessed witch said her abracadabra shit and ordered all the pale vamps to go to the Jersey Shore to get a tan.
Pam was stuffed into a coffin to avoid stepping into the sun:
while Eric begged to be freed from his silver chains:
and somehow Jessica escaped her chains and opened the doors into the sunglight.
Now a very important poll…
and Hoyt intruding on Jason’s sex dream with his cheating girlfriend…priceless.
Alright, onto last night’s episode!
Bill continued to cockblock Eric and Sookie getting it on her grandmama’s couch.
Jessica and Jason almost hooked up in real life…
Tommy shifted into Sam, fired Sookie, banged Sam’s girlfriend to-be, then passed out in his own vomit. NICE!
Bill tried to give Eric a true death, but then Eric convinced him to let him go so he can bang Sookie. Ok, that didn’t really happen but Bill proved to really love Sookie by freeing Eric and letting them do it Adam & Eve style, in the wilderness of mother nature.
The plot of True Blood’s episodes get weirder and weirder with every season, which really makes me believe that the author of these book series, Charlaine Harris, is definitely drinking her own version of vampire blood in the form of alcohol spiked with ecstasy, heroin, weed that’s sprinkled with cocaine powder.
Yup, that’s her…and judging by her smile, she’d def on something. Come on, an imagination like that does not come out of nowhere. Let’s review last night’s episode, shall we?
Eric gets drunk on fairy blood from killing Sookie’s fairy Godmother. Whoops. It’s ok though, Sookie doesn’t seem to care much that she just lost an almost extinct family member and promises to take care of amnesia Eric, who starts acting a drunk fool and grabbing Sookie’s butt.
Eric then runs away and dares Sookie to catch him. Sookie runs to Alcide for help and thank God she does because now we can all drool at the gif below:
Alcide drops his pants, shows us his pubes and turns into a wolf to sniff out Eric, whom he finds swimming in a lake in broad daylight.
Alcide & Eric now both appear naked. Hallelujah.
Eric dares the “krokodiles” to come bite his thing off.
Eric’s fun comes to a quick end after he begins to burn in the sun.
Sookie takes Eric home and he gets all needy & mushy on her.
Pam tries to get the witch to reverse the amnesia spell.
can’t wait until next week!
what was I blogging about again?
When I saw this picture of Alexander Skarsgard walking around on the rainy streets of LA, I immediately began to think of all the True Blood hotties we used to dream of fangbanging.
Since Season 4 of True Blood does not air until June 12th, the following images will have to hold us over until then:
Eggs - ok he was not a vampire but I could stare at the above picture for hours, ok days. It’s really too bad his character was killed off.
and Franklin, who unfortunately also got killed off.
But I’m sure Season 4 won’t disappoint and will have plenty more sizzling fangbangers in store for us.