Demi Moore is refusing to change her @MrsKutcher Twitter name despite her recent split from Ashton.
Demi is clearly fed up with people asking why she’s not reverting back to her former name, insisting it doesn’t “matter,” but I think she should absolutely go ahead and change it. Here are a few options for ya:
In between her breaks from snacking on a cheeseburger while running on a treadmill, Kirstie works out her fingers by giving out advice on Twitter. Today, Kirstie decided to give Charlie Sheen some fat valuable advice:
Dense Richards saw this tweet & agreed with Kirstie:
Kirstie put down her chocolate pudding and gave her fingers some more cardio with:
Charlie, if I were you I’d watch out for your kids’ safety. What Kirstie really meant was that she’s gonna have your babies’ back ribs.
Kelly Osbourne is the ultimate dirty-laundry airer on Twitter and when she announced on Dec 26th how betrayed she felt by an ex-boyfriend and promised to stay off Twitter for while, I was really sad! I mean, how different would all of our lives be without reading Kelly Osbourne’s daily updates about the sad everyday things in her life?
Well, everybody can rejoice because after only 2 days, Kelly got back on Twitter on January 31st to moan, complain of scary nightmares and look towards the New Year:
This morning, Kelly didn’t disappoint with updating us about how she stays so slim these days:
Thanks Kelly, never go off Twitter of more than a day ever again!
So while all of us were getting belligerent celebrating the last year before the world ends and spending the rest of the weekend in a hungover-induced coma, Lindsay Lohan was being all sober and philosophical tweeting a Gandhi quote.
LMAOO, I seriously can’t stop laughing because this is coming from the same person who walked around in a “Just Say NO to Drugs” tshirt and throwing up the peace sign before being sent to jail and rehab.
Ok, so yesterday I felt like I was back in High School while Chris Brown and Raz B verbally twittered each other with thugged out gay slurs.
Here’s a quick summary of why this Twitter Thug Erotic War began:
Raz B accused his manager for sexually molesting him back in the day when he was in a popular R&B group B2K. One day Raz B was being all philosophical on Twitter and asked how “niggas like Eric Benet & Chris Brown” could ever abuse the intelligent Halle Berrys and Rihannas of the world.
Eric Benet held back his tweets but Chris Brown, having learned nothing in Anger Management classes after beating up Rihanna, sent some rather amusing tweets defending himself.
After reading these tweets, I’ve been singing the “What What (In the Butt) song all day long. Goddman you, Chris Brown!
Anyways, Raz B’s brother decided to get involved by sending a death threat to Chris Brown, and what better way to do this then to record it via Youtube for all of us to make fun of??? You wanna know how I know people are not taking this guy’s “death threat” seriously?
1. His name is Ricky Romance
2. The video only has 311 views (shameful)
3. 18 seconds into the serious death-threat, as Ricky romances Chris Brown with the following line: “If I see you in LA my dude, ima put my motherfucking pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you” a fucking holiday song in a TV commercial starts to play in the background saying: “Make the holiday season happier…”
Either this guy has a really funny sense of humor by including holiday music over his death threat or he is really fucking stupid to have the volume on his TV in the middle of his serious death threat. You didn’t scare anybody, homeboy.
Watch & laugh at this mess of a death threat below:
A few months ago, I complained about the absence/decline in celebrity sex tapes, but today gave me hope when Chelsea Handler posted this picture of her and 50 cent in bed together to her twitter!
My sex tape request for these 2 still stands strong and we might be a lot closer to this ”blacks on blondes” short film of the year than we think!
Barbara Walter’s Most Fascinating People of 2010 airs tomorrow when she will reveal THE most fascinating person of 2010. Well, I refuse to watch Barbara’s show because You Know You Care’s Most Fascinating Person of 2010 – Cocois not even on her list!
For those who are not familiar with this graceful creature, Coco is the wife of rapper Ice T. Coco happens to be my favorite person to follow on Twitter because she religiously entertains her loyal followers with daily pictures of her ASSets.
Allow me to introduce you to Coco’s World:
Thursday, December 2nd: Apparently, in Coco’s world every Thursday is “Thong Thursday!”
Sunday, December 5th: Coco uploads pictures of a dress she wore to a club that in “true Coco fashion” slips up…
Sunday, December 7th: Coco tweets how much she loves a white micro (keyword) bikini and kindly provides us with a visual
Tuesday, December 8th: Coco ponders the philosophical question of what is a Wet Wednesday?
Thankfully she figures out the meaning of “Wet Wednesday” and posts this picture:
Now if that’s not THE Most Fascinating Person of Twitter and the Universe, then I don’t know who is.
Blame it on the Goose