AWWWWWWW….BARF
Kanye has reportedly spit “the most romantic” verse of all time on an upcoming track by Pusha T.
Let’s see what Kris Humphries thinks about this:
Let’s see how Kim feels about marrying Kanye West:
Well if Kim Kardashian’s real father, Ryan Seacrest confirmed these “shocking” news then you know it must be true!
After 72 days of marriage and just in time after her wedding special on E! was shoved down our throats on an hourly basis, Kim woke up this morning & decided there would be no more Kris Humpty Dumpty.
So basically the entire wedding was like a pre-mature Halloween party where Kim went as a bride and Kris went as an over-sized Taylor Lautner look alike in a suit.
Kim collected a bunch of free shit: free Vera Wang gowns, free jewelry, free honeymoon tickets, hell the whole wedding was FREE. Must be nice to be the planet’s most talented person and get rewarded by the universe.
It’s good to know two idiots can get married for a publicity stunt and collect $20 million but gay marriage is still illegal. God Bless, America!
I seriously don’t know what bothers me more about this picture:
Kris Humphries grabbing Kim’s crapper that brought her and now him fame. CLASSY.
Serena Williams dancing with a man-child.
or the fact that Brody Jenner is still dating Avril Lavinge.
OH and everybody can start jumping from joy now because the cover of People magazine has finally been unveiled:
via Newser
In case you missed Keeping Up With the Kardashians latest non-scripted episode, the over-rated Brady Bunch took a vacation to Bora Bora with a new addition to their family, Kris Humphries. Upon arriving to paradise and changing into their swim gear, keyword “swim,” Kris decided to dump his girlfriend into the ocean, who happened to be wearing $75,000 diamond earrings.
Kim hit the water pretty hard and as a result lost one of her earrings…and went from hysterically laughing to hysterically crying in a record-breaking .02 seconds.
My favorite part was when Kris jumped into the ocean and almost convinced himself and Kim that he was going to find it in the depths of the ocean. I really don’t know who’s more stupid with these two, Kim for wearing these earrings or Kris for diving in to search for the lost earring. I think they’re tied for stupidity. After Kim stormed off like a spoiled 5 year old brat who’s favorite barbie doll was taken away, Kris knew he had to make up for it with a $2 million ring from his $3.2. million annual salary.
I really don’t know why the bitch was crying as if the world was coming to an end, she had a few dozen of those diamonds hanging from her forehead and then some on her ears at her wedding this past weekend.
Cry me a river and collect your bazillions:
Kim and Kris earned over $17 million from the ceremony and reception, and that’s without considering all the free items bestowed upon the couple.
For richer or for poorer…
Madame Tussaud must have run out of celebrities to make because last night, it unveiled a new wax figure of Kim K. in a wedding dress at its Hollywood location.
From a mediocre sex tape to having your own wax figure.
Kim K, I applaud you. You win.
It’s rumored that Kim K’s wedding security will be tighter than Bruce Jenner’s face at tomorrow’s big day.
umm…wtf? This is NOT at all what I expected and I feel kind of let down. I mean why so classy and boring? Here is a close up:
This is so disappointing and underwhelming, besides the KKK logo – now that’s genius.
However, I was totally expecting something like this:
Oh well. Good luck to the future Mr. & Mrs. HUMPhries. (sorry but this will never get old to me)
ok, fine. I’d hit that.
Popeater is reporting that Kelsey Grammar wants so badly for his children to see him say “I do” to a Virgin flight attendant that he is willing to invite Camille so they can come together.
Kelsey REALLY CAN’T wait to marry 29-year-old Kayte Walsh and is really gunning for a February wedding despite the fact that his divorce to Camille has not been finalized yet. Rob Shuter from Popeater rightfully pointed out that Camille should go with her held high and “catch the bouquet!”
I really hope she not only catches the bouquet but also comes wearing her pink boa:
I also hope she brings Kyle Richards as her date and they do a lil dance together:
Then I hope she takes off her dress and does a slow dance to show Kelsey what he’s lost:
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