Posts Tagged: youtube

07
Mar 11

Finally! Jennifer Aniston’s First Good Acting Gig Since Friends

Just when we lost all hope & respect for Jennifer Aniston’s acting career since in her latest movie Just Go With It, she played her sad (this time divorced) self, again, suddenly she struck us with this amusing commercial for Smart Water. The video includes a cameo by YouTube sensation, Keenan Cahill

Internet Geeks:

Puppies:

A parrot that says “Rachel, I love your hair.”

Charlie Sheen’s future porn-star babies:

A double rainbow:

Kicking a ginger in the balls:

and the most talented part of Jennifer Aniston’s body – her hair:

oh and by the way, apparently all of us should sue everybody in the above commercial because as one, smart YouTube viewer pointed out (he’s probably been drinking a lot of smart water):

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30
Dec 10

The Sexual Tension Between Chris Brown and Raz B is Too Much on Twitter

Ok, so yesterday I felt like I was back in High School while Chris Brown and Raz B verbally twittered each other with thugged out gay slurs.

Here’s a quick summary of why this Twitter Thug Erotic War began:

Raz B accused his manager for sexually molesting him back in the day when he was in a popular R&B group B2K. One day Raz B was being all philosophical on Twitter and asked how “niggas like Eric Benet & Chris Brown” could ever abuse the intelligent Halle Berrys and Rihannas of the world.

Eric Benet held back his tweets but Chris Brown, having learned nothing in Anger Management classes after beating up Rihanna, sent some rather amusing tweets defending himself.

After reading these tweets, I’ve been singing the “What What (In the Butt) song all day long. Goddman you, Chris Brown!

Anyways, Raz B’s brother decided to get involved by sending a death threat to Chris Brown, and what better way to do this then to record it via Youtube for all of us to make fun of??? You wanna know how I know people are not taking this guy’s “death threat” seriously?

1. His name is Ricky Romance

2. The video only has 311 views (shameful)

3. 18 seconds into the serious death-threat, as Ricky romances Chris Brown with the following line: “If I see you in LA my dude, ima put my motherfucking pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you” a fucking holiday song in a TV commercial starts to play in the background saying: “Make the holiday season happier…”

Either this guy has a really funny sense of humor by including holiday music over his death threat or  he is really fucking stupid to have the volume on his TV in the middle of his serious death threat. You didn’t scare anybody,  homeboy.

Watch & laugh at this mess of a death threat below:

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Categories : Other crap
30
Dec 10

Kanye West’s ‘Monster’ Video Leaked

Enjoy this leaked and unfinished music video for Monster before it gets removed from Youtube. Even though the sound of the track is horrible, the music video is pretty awesome, especially Nicki Minaj’s part at 3:37

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Categories : Music
20
Dec 10

Madrid Paid for This…

In case you didn’t hear, Paris Hilton now has her own motorcycle racing team – SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton, which will compete in 2011’s 125 cc MotoGP World Championship season (whatever that means). Now it makes perfect sense why Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian are bffs..not only do they share the amateur porn star title in common but these two will put their names on the most bizarre product endorsementdeals.

Paris couldn’t  believe she now owns a racing team either:

Paris announced the launch of  SUPERMARTXE VIP in Spain this weekend and yes the color pink is one of her team’s racing colors, naturally. Paris celebrated by hosting the Supermartxe VIP party at club Fabrik in Madrid.

Thank God for Youtube because somebody taped Paris’ “performance” at the club and I stumbled upon this gem showing Paris Hitlon doing her usual slut moves of getting down on her knees, touching herself and bending over every 5 seconds in a true effort to look effortlessly sexy while sometimes remembering to open her mouth to sing along with the song. Please ENJOY and if after watching this video you can explain to me what you just witnessed, then your IQ must be a lot higher than mine.

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton aka Motorcycle Barbie from the launch.

P.S. Nice boobjob, Paris

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Paris Hilton presents Supermatxe Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME Madrid, Spain - 18.12.10**Available for publication in UK. Not for publication in the rest of the world**Mandatory credit: WENN.com

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Categories : Douchebags
18
Dec 10

I’m Not Really Sure How This Makes Me Feel

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A clip from Gwyneth Paltrow’s upcoming movie Country Strong made its way onto Youtube and after masochistically watching it about 3 times, I feel very confused. Although I was very embarrassed for Gwyneth’s dance moves, I couldn’t get my eyes to stop looking in between her legs for a possible panties cameo for the duration of the video. Mommy, does this mean I’m a lesbian?

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Categories : Music
16
Dec 10

Antoine Dodson is Youtube’s Person of the Year

GLORIOUS NEWS: Youtube announced its most watched videos of the year and Antoine Dodson’s Bed Intruder song took the #1 SPOT!

In case you’ve been on an extended vacation in the Chilean mine, feel free to catch up on my pick for “Person of the Year” here.

Dlisted called it..Antoine Dodson was definitely robbed of the “Person of the Year” title by Time magazine that gave it to Mark Zuckerberg. They are obviously racist.

The old Spice Guy came in at a disappointing #5 beat out by some talking orange, a singing 6th grader, and a Ke$ha parody. You can check out the full list here or you can listen to the Bed Intruder song over and over and over and over all day long because you know it’s so much better than the overplayed xmas songs at this time of year.

oh and check out this choir from Liberty University sing an a cappella version of the “Bed Intruder” song:

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09
Nov 10

The secret why rappers wear their pants so low finally revealed

Glorious News: Lil Wayne’s dreadlocks were finally released from an 8 months jail sentence. Weezy had an eventful weekend celebrating his freedom by attending a “Welcome Home Party” in Miami thrown in his honor by Cash MoneyRecords as well as surprising Drake & fans when he popped up onstage at Drake’s last concert in Vegas.

I guess Lil Wayne’s dreadlocks must have caught a lil cold while in jail and demanded to be tucked away under a warm, black hat before they went onstage to perform. His ass, on the other hand, had no such demands so Weezy dropped his pants and went to work. I’ve often heard that people come out of jail as “changed men” so my eyes were stunned to see Lil Wayne’s ass bounce around on stage w/o any pants instead of seeing him dressed in a suit looking holier than thou. However, just as I was getting ready to check out Yahoo Answers or Google “why do rappers wear their pants under their ass onstage?” an intelligent Youtube user by the name of MrYoungmula21 enlightened me with this fabulous answer:

I shall never look at Yahoo Answers or Google anything again. Thank you, the ever knowledgable Youtube users.

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Categories : Glorious News , Music